Tuesday, July 1, 2014


He's back! And better than ever! The indefatigable Dave Langford rounds up all the news that's fit to...transmit. Ansible! Ansible!

"CAPTAIN KAYE" is the reported pseudonym for the subject of this Daily Mirror silly-season headline: "Retired US Marine claims he spent 17 years on MARS protecting five human colonies from Martians" (23 June). "He added that training took place on a secret moon base called Lunar Operations Command, Saturn's moon Titan, and in deep space...Captain Kaye says he retired after a 20 year tour of duty, describing a retirement ceremony on the moon that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld." Gosh.

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